Friday, January 20, 2006

kena molest.

da not-so-anonymous victim:
samseng/tek khoon/tklim; or better known as plain tk (i'm so dead)

da chun molester:
an innocent little girl (dat was according to da victim; but i bet it was really a guy)

how it happened:
samseng was happily chatting away with his companion while goin up on da escalator when he was suddenly interrupted by a strange feeling. he felt a tiny hand (can feel da 5 little fingers sumore! pengsan.) resting on his ...ARSE!

ehh, da girl cudn't possibly ...

i think i've shared enuf. only God can help me now.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

escalator going down...

2-3 yr old girl.. trying to find balance and conveniently 'something' was there for her to rest and hang on to...

she was also hanging on to her mom with her other hand...

i sounded to my gf that i kena chau sui... we laughed and the mom heard, the mom also laughed and try to pull her daughter away so that she'll let go of my bum..

lucky girl freeloaded on me half the journey down the escalator!

and no... she did not pat...

or i'll have to charge her mom premium rates..

1/20/2006 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, how does it feel getting the tables turned on u?

Hahaha.. want a song?

1/20/2006 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah.. send some songs over... and heal my bum...

1/20/2006 07:15:00 PM  
Blogger may said...

be grateful that a small girl still wants to chau ur sui.

1/23/2006 09:38:00 AM  
Blogger ChristinE said...

i've got eminem's ass like that. mau? heyz..dats the best song i can offer.

1/23/2006 09:51:00 AM  
Blogger ChristinE said...

omg. may tak beri muka langsung. pengsan.

1/23/2006 09:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heal ur bum, eh? Hmm.. maybe u might need to get an anal probe. Hmm an anal probe in Uranus.

1/23/2006 09:58:00 AM  

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