Friday, February 10, 2006

of blowjobs and robots.

I owe tis to velverse the great. juz to prove da fact dat i wAs da 'A' intern, haha! so here goes..

the rules:
the unfortunate me have to write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words included once, and only once:

I
me
blowjob
grapes
random
power
loneliness
water
robot
blue

(This is written by a still confused and rebellious 15 yr old in her English PMR exam papers back in the early 90's)

Section C: Build sentences with the words provided in the box above.

1. I have been dreading this PMR exam ever since Form 1.
2. You and me will always be together in this forever and ever.
3. Last week, Mel has to help put up three dozens of balloons around the house for her sister's 18th birthday bash, and that was a helluva blowjob!
4. Grapes have always been my mother's favourite fruit ever since our neighbour starts operating a fruit stall.
5. Will it kill to arrange my socks in a random order and not according to colours like my super maniac sister?
6. Gemma absolutely feels the energy of girl power everytime she listens to the Spice Girls.
7. The word loneliness has not been in my vocabulary for years ever since meeting him.
8. We ought to drink 8 glasses of water everyday to stay absolutely healthy and free of any dangerous disease.
9. Jimmy was told that the earth will be dominated by not just a robot in the future during school lunch earlier.
10. Posh spice would look lovely in a blue wedding dress.

well, weren't you once a bit dumb, starstruck, lovestruck and confused about life too?

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eyer.. why somehow ur one like cheating like that one?

Aren't u suppose to do it like a complete story?

Haha.. Just wondering.

2/10/2006 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahha.. see lar people also say your one cheating ar... :(

2/10/2006 02:35:00 PM  
Blogger ChristinE said...

its no cheating. there are no rules on how you write it werd =P

2/10/2006 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True true

2/10/2006 04:15:00 PM  
Blogger ChristinE said...

thankYOU!

2/10/2006 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok lor.. now fair what.. U got one supporter.. and I got one supporter. Hahaha.. happy?

2/10/2006 04:42:00 PM  
Blogger ChristinE said...

but u a bit sad la. miss velverse jie jie doesnt even knoe you. wahahaha..u not shy!

2/10/2006 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheh.. she doesn't have to know me to be my supporter mah.. Haha.. as long as I have a supporter can d lor. Does it matter?

2/10/2006 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha looks like I'm joining in the argument.
Wouldn't say u're cheating but it does seem a bit weird. Try putting it in a single story? It'd be more challenging, and definitely more fun to read :)

2/11/2006 03:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I second that! *blek*

2/12/2006 08:19:00 AM  
Blogger ChristinE said...

nah~ i was juz trying to get over it =P come on, its sumthing u guys shudn't take seriously la!

2/12/2006 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on la Chian Min...for the sake of personal gratification.
And for indulging us too?

2/13/2006 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahhaha.. this discussion is so funny. lolz.

2/13/2006 11:13:00 AM  
Blogger ChristinE said...

gosh..you people are so demanding! (derek! velverse! biskut julie!)first, you guys tag my butt out. and now, you aint satisfy with wat i've managed to puke?

p/s: jouleous, the writer was supposed to be an innocent 15 yr-old! dat's wat blowjob means to her! wat do you expect? feel free to rewrite me another one then! *tongue sticking out

2/13/2006 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come on lar cik adik... nowadays 12 year old also know what blowjob is lar.

Hahaha... tag your butt out? I oni tag u once. You wanna try tag your butt out version?

2/14/2006 02:59:00 PM  

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