our oxflord dictionary.
after almost 2 weeks of leaving da office at god forsaken hours in da morn..we've kinda speaking in our own language. here are some best examples..
hairy-cock-ster
1. what you say when you see a helicopter in the morning before you've had coffee (also refer to helicopter)
eg. I saw a hairy-cock-ster flying over the airstrip.
airprane
1. a word mistake you hope people will never hear (also refer to airplane)
eg. I once flew an airprane.
pok-kup
1. a new web technology to evade pop-up blockers (also refer to alt-F4)
eg. Eh, this one do pok-kup, ar?
spasticipation
1. spastic verbal constipation (also refer to participation)
eg. We are to do this to encourage spasticipation right?
spestive
1. super festive (also refer to festive)
eg. So, the spestive banner how, ah?
tasteitwhenitcomes
1. what May likes to do (also refer to May)
eg. Ok, so it can be something like, "tasteitwhenitcomes"?
kewpon
1. a ticket that you can find on ahmoi that allows for entry to the casino.
(also refer to Genting/casino/batik/coupon)
eg. Once they sign up, we'll forward them a kewpon, right?
sang
1. the way you speak after you come back from Michigan (also refer to slang)
eg. I don't have a fucking Michigan sang!
seawood
1. what you say when you're too excited over crab (also refer to seafood/crab)
eg. At these times, we should really go for seawood!
fuck-a-doe
1. what you get when confronted with a foreign web technology (also refer to facado)
eg. Eh, can please explain to me about that fuck-a-doe design again?
bowl
1. Nik's speciality (also refer to bow)
eg. You just bowl to the japs..that's all!
foodness
1. wat you say when you've got a serious back pain (also refer to goodness)
eg. Oh foodness!
key contributers to our dictionary are:
platinum medal - ChristinE
(hurray! for pok-kup, spasticipation, sang, seawood, fuck-a-doe)
gold medal - Juls
(hurray! for airprane, foodness)
silver medal -
Samseng
(hurray! for hairy-cock-ster)
littlemissmay
(hurray! for tasteitwhenitcomes)
Jas
(hurray! for spestive)
Nik
(hurray! for bowl)
bronze medal - tobefilled by Kelgan (we're waiting!)
watch out for more additions to our Oxflord Dictionary, coming to you soon!
hairy-cock-ster
1. what you say when you see a helicopter in the morning before you've had coffee (also refer to helicopter)
eg. I saw a hairy-cock-ster flying over the airstrip.
airprane
1. a word mistake you hope people will never hear (also refer to airplane)
eg. I once flew an airprane.
pok-kup
1. a new web technology to evade pop-up blockers (also refer to alt-F4)
eg. Eh, this one do pok-kup, ar?
spasticipation
1. spastic verbal constipation (also refer to participation)
eg. We are to do this to encourage spasticipation right?
spestive
1. super festive (also refer to festive)
eg. So, the spestive banner how, ah?
tasteitwhenitcomes
1. what May likes to do (also refer to May)
eg. Ok, so it can be something like, "tasteitwhenitcomes"?
kewpon
1. a ticket that you can find on ahmoi that allows for entry to the casino.
(also refer to Genting/casino/batik/coupon)
eg. Once they sign up, we'll forward them a kewpon, right?
sang
1. the way you speak after you come back from Michigan (also refer to slang)
eg. I don't have a fucking Michigan sang!
seawood
1. what you say when you're too excited over crab (also refer to seafood/crab)
eg. At these times, we should really go for seawood!
fuck-a-doe
1. what you get when confronted with a foreign web technology (also refer to facado)
eg. Eh, can please explain to me about that fuck-a-doe design again?
bowl
1. Nik's speciality (also refer to bow)
eg. You just bowl to the japs..that's all!
foodness
1. wat you say when you've got a serious back pain (also refer to goodness)
eg. Oh foodness!
key contributers to our dictionary are:
platinum medal - ChristinE
(hurray! for pok-kup, spasticipation, sang, seawood, fuck-a-doe)
gold medal - Juls
(hurray! for airprane, foodness)
silver medal -
Samseng
(hurray! for hairy-cock-ster)
littlemissmay
(hurray! for tasteitwhenitcomes)
Jas
(hurray! for spestive)
Nik
(hurray! for bowl)
bronze medal - tobefilled by Kelgan (we're waiting!)
watch out for more additions to our Oxflord Dictionary, coming to you soon!
posted by ChristinE at 5/20/2006 05:49:00 PM
9 Comments:
every should get a copy when it's published! ;)
Wow.. foodness, we've all got entries in this Oxflord Dictionary man..
We should have a spestiv-al to celebrate our overall spasticipation.
Maybe we should all go for a hairy-cock-ster or airprane ride. You know, make a webpage where we can all get access to our dictionary and once we register, there'll be a pok-kup with an e-kewpon. We can do it using fuck-a-doe..(which is a very cool technology by the way). It's pronounced.. 'fuck... a... doe..' with a little sang.
Afterwards we can all celebrate with some seawood and maybe May can bring some cookies, that one, we'll tasteitwhenitcomes la. Then at the end of the night we'll al bowl to the person who pays for dinner. *though I cannot bowl at all la.. since I got back pain*
you knoe woman..you did a really good meme out of the fucked up vocabulary..ahahhaha way to go! *whistles*
I do not know wutz a tag or meme...i dun care but i got a story to tell:
Last saturday morning i looked up the sky and saw a very cool-looking hairy-cock-ster which actually turned out to be an airprane. I then searched the net to find out which type of airprane it was, but then encountered pop-ups which i got rid of with numerous pok-kups. Then my friend called me to ask for my spasticipation in a spestive food carnival held in campus. Being a food junkie, i tasteitwhenitcomes and gave a nod right away. At the food fair, we bought food using kewpons and i saw this dude with an annoying sang selling tasty seawood. So i went to this dude's stall to buy some seawood. This dude was a technology geek. He was using a computer program to record all his sales data. I had a look at this program and instantly shouted fuck-a-doe! I was impressed with his business proficiency and gave him a bowl, and at that moment i cried oh foodness because i had lower back pain due to sitting too long in front of the pc everyday writing crap stories like this one.
oh foodness! it wasnt this meme i was talkin about..but must give you credit also la..as this is very nicely done =P
p/s: please refer to my previous post 'i am me(me)'..ahhaha
Wow.. this writer salutes the you.. --yongjie--
That was a good one.. hahaha
oi..you guys are not supposed to be worshipping my kid brother! turn all your attentions back to me please..thankYOU!
dammit bro..you stole my limelight! ahahhaha
i was born to do tat...hehe...hate me more now?
i was born to do tat...hehe...hate me more now?
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