Friday, January 27, 2006

2 x 2 = 4

i guess i would hav to do one of these tags sooner or later. since i'm still a bit floaty. might as well get the easier one done. sorrie mandy =P i always get stuck when i reached da word 'blowjob'. lol.

4 Jobs I've Had In My Life
- sales assistant (sum dodgy retail shop), sumtime in secondary school
- product consultant (bliss aromatheraphy), alpha year trimester break
- graphic designer, internship, consider a job eh
- graphic designer, currently, my first real job =P

4 Movies I Could Watch Over and Over
- The Sound of Music
- Cruel Intention
- Honey
- Finding Nemo

4 TV Shows I Love(d) To Watch
- Sex and the City
- Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
- Desperate Housewives

4 Places I've Lived
- Bentong, Pahang.
- Tg. Malim, Perak.
- Ann Arbor, Michigan.
- Batu Caves, Selangor.

4 Places I've Been On Vacation To
- Singapore
- United States
- Canada
- Taiwan

4 Places I Would Rather Be In
- ann arbor, for the memoria
- virgin islands, for the beach n cute hunks
- prague, for the history n architecture
- milan, my shopping haven

4 Of My Favourite Foods
- california kitchen's spaghetti
- subway's meatballs sandwich
- san francisco's seafood chowder
- bentong chu chap curry mee

4 Websites I Visit Daily
-, to update posts n view comments
- fwa, to chck out latest coolz websites
- yahoomail & hotmail, to check mails
-, to download trailers n podcasts for my poddy

phew, dere and out.

syrup cheers!

it all started wif julie. n before i even finished laughing at her donkey-sounded voice. i was next.

i was down with fever, flu n cough for a whole week. 3 days mc. how's dat for a record? i asked for the strongest pills as i wanted to recover b4 cny. ended up feeling numb and drowsy all the time. when uninterrupted, i was absolutely floatin' in the air. not surprising when i was nicknamed 'the dreamer'. if i could still count right, i shud have taken a total of 45 biji of pills n 2 bottles of cough syrup altogether. 3 times daily for 5 consecutive days. i'd say i'm a junkie.

sumtimes i can really amuse myself wif wat i can do while i'm numb. forgetful and not knowing wat i'm doin are small matters. but it really kills me when i actually wrote my kl address and sign it off with bentong. luckily i realized the mistake b4 handing the piece of paper to da nurse. or she'd start having a hard time figuring out whether da address i scribbled down really exists. and i bet u've heard of 'luk bao card' (exceeding credit card limit), well, i did juz dat, only with my medical card. da 2nd time i visited a diff clinic, the blardy machine juz couldn't detect my card. waited for almost 20 mins. and finally, they made me sign some debit letter n da nurse didn't forget to give me a one-kind-look. as if it's my fault. and must God let the lucky duos witness all my embarrassing moments. ppl, keep in mind not to have tk or julie around when bad things were about to happen. oh yea, did i mention the nurse called tk 'khoon'. dey hav a special relationship or wat. dem suk like dat. lol.

tis time around, i have nothing to b proud of except, managed to spread a lil' bit of joy to tklim *winks

happy doggie year! syrup cheers!

Monday, January 23, 2006


omg. n i tot baking is easy. or perhaps i was juz feeling da pressure frm may ~teehee! she's juz a natural in baking. all of her try-outs turn out to b absolutely delicious all da time. shud ask her for her zucchini brownies. i've yet to try baking it tho =P

i dem shy when i brought in my kookies today. erm, i say, it does look better than it taste =P

when i first started, i messed up da first few batches, shudnt hav added egg yolk. da kookies turned out to be too soft. my auntie took one bite and look at me stoned. i told her to fly it over to the semak next to my hse n i saw dat she aimed far.

so, my vry 1st attempt at baking. at least i tried.

kookies anyone?

Friday, January 20, 2006

kena molest.

da not-so-anonymous victim:
samseng/tek khoon/tklim; or better known as plain tk (i'm so dead)

da chun molester:
an innocent little girl (dat was according to da victim; but i bet it was really a guy)

how it happened:
samseng was happily chatting away with his companion while goin up on da escalator when he was suddenly interrupted by a strange feeling. he felt a tiny hand (can feel da 5 little fingers sumore! pengsan.) resting on his ...ARSE!

ehh, da girl cudn't possibly ...

i think i've shared enuf. only God can help me now.

Thursday, January 19, 2006


"the rollercoaster is my life; life is a fast, dizzying game; life is a parachute jump; it's taking chances, falling over and getting up again; it's mountaineering; it's wanting to get to the very top of yourself and to feel angry and dissatisfied when you don't manage it."

i took a dive recently. enuf said.

and no, these are not taken frm ronan keating's na na na na na~ rollercoaster's lyrics. these are excerpts frm paulo coelho's eleven minutes. he's my latest reads at the mo. i'm very much inspired by him. he speaks my mind at times.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

sink me not.

no one can sink me. not even you. you were supposed to b different. you lied. be gone.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

apple for da day.

it actually came across my mind to take mc on the proclaimed formal monday. but then, if i did. how m i ever gonna face my monkey colleagues? so wat to do. guai guai iron my outfit on sunday nite lor. my aunty was reAlly surprised. cuz she only sees me ironing once in a blue moon. i really do hate ironing. i rather scrub the toilet than help my aunty iron her clothes. so wat do i normally do with all my baju then? use my bare hands to straighten them n then fold them nicely la b4 putting it away. watcha think? or i'll hang it straightaway in the closet after drying it. okay werd. my clothes nvr look like sayur masin also. i juz hate ironing =( dat cant b help.

formal monday >> the verdict..kelgan sui jor. eh, uncle. if i were you, i die die also will wear my 2 yr old pants even if it means i wont b able to sit or eat all day...ahaha u can pin ur pants to ur tai fu in case it falls werd. no worries dere i think. ok la, must giv credits to ur nice formal shoes also la. bravo bravo *clap clap but i heard many complaints of painful feet wey..aisey~ kekekek

am here.

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